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Ryan Gigg's infamous affair - where he was found to have been sleeping with his brother's wife for eight years - caused shockwaves when it was uncovered in 2011 causing irreparable damage to the disgraced footballer's family and his public image.
Onan[a] was a figure detailed in the Book of Genesis chapter 38, as the second son of Judah and Shuah, and the brother of Er and Shelah. After being commanded by Judah to procreate with the late Er's wife Tamar, he instead "spilled his seed on the ground whenever he went in" because "the offspring would not be his", and was thus put to death by Yahweh. This act is detailed as retribution for being "displeasing in the sight of Lord".
The text emphasizes the social and legal situation, with Judah explaining what Onan must do and why. A plain reading of the text is that Onan was killed because he refused to follow instructions. Scholars have argued that the secondary purpose of the narrative about Onan and Tamar, of which the description of Onan is a part, was to either assert the institution of levirate marriage or present a myth for its origin; Onan's role in the narrative is, thus, as the brother abusing his obligations by agreeing to sexual intercourse with his dead brother's wife, but refusing to allow her to become pregnant as a result. Emerton regards the evidence for this to be inconclusive, although classical rabbinical writers argued that this narrative describes the origin of levirate marriage.
So [Shua, the wife of Judah] conceived and bore a son, and [Judah] called his name Er. She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. . . . Then Judah took a wife for Er his firstborn, and her name was Tamar. But Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD killed him. And Judah said to Onan, "Go in to your brother's wife and marry her, and raise up an heir to your brother." But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother's wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD; therefore He killed him also.
My wife's brother comes to town every three years or so, and at the last minute this became one of those years. He's got money, a young wife, and an infant. "My brother-in-law is coming over with wife and kid. Two plus three equals seven. You?"
My brother-in-law is wide, white, and wealthy, and he has a smile to match. His wife is attractive. Dyed blonde, yeah, but who isn't? Religious people. The good sales manager. Direct eye contact, firm handshake. No way, not automobiles or appliances. Medical equipment. Another Thanksgiving where he tells me he's saving the world by holding the gross on technology he sells to doctors and hospitals. 2b1af7f3a8